#35- being forced to post

So I'm looking at all my posts with one of my girlfriends and I kinda go "hey you ever notice how in most of my posts I'm either horny or hungry?" and she started to like psychoanalyze me to which like yeah I agreed that SUUUUURE I KIND OF dismiss my own emotions by either saying I'm just horny or hungry but ALSO I am USUALLY one or both of those things.

Arf!


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#36- My wife!

so my gf was over, very fun very fun. I told her to cut me and she was like "okay!" but didn't so I just did. shrug. anyways, I didn't see her for so long and it was great seeing her. The beginning was weird cause shes SO FUCKING PRETTY and I'm not so I was like "how dare I exist near you" but I got over that I think. Arf!


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