#44- PRO TIP!!

HEY GUYS!! FUN FACT!! calling your girlfriend WON'T stop you from binge eating! You'll fucking do it RIGHT once you hang up!


-Dead Man
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#45- Gonna crash tf out

So I told my mom twice to make sure my dad takes me to the hospital on Thursday. Today is Thursday. I went down to main house and my dad and I stared at eachother until I said "so did mom tell you about today?" The mother fucker forgot. He called my mom going "uhhh was I supposed to take one of the boys to the hospital?" and my mom was like "WE HAD THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION" so uh my dads taking me tomorrow and bribing me by cooking me dinner tonight.


-Dead Man
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