#75- eye pit

so fun fact about me is I got one of my eyes surgically removed so like now I have this socket. Every morning I pour liquid eyeliner in the pit and like most of it comes out but the pit is still coated so I wear these glasses to cover it up.
I LOVE EYELINER
This is totally not a joke.


-Dead Man
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#76- Dead Mans eepy

Dead Man apologises to his girlfriend alot when doing something sexual because theres no way she would ever willingly do anything with him, right?
so like shes always like "why are you being weird?" and "stop saying sorry, the fuck?" I'm just like "uh uh you don't have to. You know that right? It's important to me that you know that"
"Dead Man. I'm literally the one initiating"
"Okay but you know you don't have to right? I'm sorry. you don't have to. I'm sorry. You know I love you for your personality and not your body right? I'm sorry"

Dead Man, how doesn't she hate you?


-Dead Man
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#77- fun jokes!

I like joking about it. I think it's funny and like any other attention whore, I like the shock value.
I wish he killed me though. I wish he fucking killed me.


-Dead Man
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